Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
   'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from  London Heathrow to  Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back,relax  and...... OH, MY GOD ! '
   
Silence  followed!
 
Some  moments later the captain came back on the intercom.   
   'Ladies and  gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I  was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'   
   
 
  One Irish passenger yelled...

  'For f*#k's sake .......... you should see the back of mine!!!'   

ha ha